Dear Abby
Friday, June 08, 2007
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".
It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?
Stan L.
Cleveland, OH
Labels: humor
posted by Michael Tavani @ 6:36 PM |
2 Comments:
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At 9:16 AM,
JB said...
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FINALLY!!! You found a decent blog idea on your own..my back was starting to hurt.
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At 11:09 PM,
Michael Tavani said...
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It could be that you've been sleeping on a futon for the last 3 years.
