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Dirty humor

My buddy JR sends out about 5-6 "dirty email forwards" a week. I don't know where he gets them from. He says he's just passing on what gets sent to him, but I'm starting to think he's doing some downloading himself.

I'm not complaining - more so just laughing. Here's one of his cleaner ones (most involve some type of video attachment).

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says,"Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,"Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

And for the first time ever, today he sent me two "dirty forward text messages". Do people send text message forwards?

1- Snow White was fired from Disney today. She got caught sitting on Pinnochio's face screaming "Lie Big Boy, Lie"

2- A penis says to his balls, "get ready we're going to a party!" His balls say "you damn liar, you always go inside and leave us outside knocking!"

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posted by Michael Tavani @ 1:11 AM |

1 Comments:

At 8:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That JR sure is one funny fella!! Is he single?

 

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