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Sports fans joke o' the day

You can pretty much substitute any college in place of Georgia in this joke and it would still be funny. Note: With the exception of VMI, Duke and Georgia Tech (haha JB, MK and TC!). [via RW]

A Georgia Bulldawg fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Georgia Bulldawg baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Georgia fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home folks.

Like I said, my boy's a typical Georgia Bulldawg baby boy. Gonna be a Georgia Bulldawg football player."

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!"
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that Georgia Bulldawg baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?

"Yes sir I am!" exclaimed the smiling father.

Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks and we were wondering how much does he weigh now?" asked the barkeep.

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a more than a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Georgia Bulldawg father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.............

"Had him circumcised."

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